is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse
the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up
im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
thank u scoot goes noot noot with his long mooth mooth
We tried to cotton candy but then fell???
the dark lord has returned to hogwarts
Guys, if any of you have any triggers you want me to tag please tell me.
- I don’t care if it’s embarrassing
- That’s why anon exists
- I will literally tag whatever triggers you have
- Especially if it’s a phobia
YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese