tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up

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quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

9 hours ago with 230282via , source

potential tattoo, provide opinions? (see below)

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psych2go:

You can follow FaceBook here

11 hours ago with 6130via , source

dailypicturesofscout:

 submitted:

scoot

thank u scoot goes noot noot with his long mooth mooth

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herooflife:

We tried to cotton candy but then fell???

Photographer

Jane
Roxy

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biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

11 hours ago with 32937via , source

asymptomatics:

Guys, if any of you have any triggers you want me to tag please tell me. 

  • I don’t care if it’s embarrassing
  • That’s why anon exists
  • I will literally tag whatever triggers you have
  • Especially if it’s a phobia 
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sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

11 hours ago with 59361via , source

punnier:

when you type ‘tanks’ instead of ‘thanks’

image

12 hours ago with 4866via , source

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

12 hours ago with 22219via , source

googledoc:

its a metaphor

12 hours ago with 16337via , source

upthedeadpunx:

I am going to hurl myself off a cliff

12 hours ago with 7934via , source
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